I went to the grocery store earlier this week to get a package of Oreos. Just plain, old-fashioned Oreos. The kind I ate when I was a kid.
Sounds simple enough.
I walked down the cookie aisle, and what do I see? What seems like ten different varieties of Oreos. Regular, Double Stuf, Mega Stuf, Golden Oreos, special Halloween Oreos, and who knows what else.
I’m a purist. I just wanted the original Oreo. That’s what I like.
Then I figured I’d probably better brush my teeth after eating all those Oreos so my teeth wouldn’t rot.
Off to the toothpaste aisle.
I wanted plain old Crest paste, the same kind I used as a kid.
Wouldn’t you know it? Same problem.
There must be 25 different kinds of Crest toothpaste now. Whitening, sensitivity, tartar control, advanced this, complete that. It took me several minutes just to find what I wanted.
